June 2011
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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When I sneeze I like to sneeze in the trash can.
Well this one came out of nowhere so I grabbed the trash can real quick and pulled it up to my face, in the process I underestimated how far away it was. In essence I hit myself in the face with my trash can causing all the tissues already deposited to come and hit me in the face as well. These tissues were freshly moistened by my aforementioned sneeze.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
688 notes
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ListenListen
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
1,411 notes
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Jun 22nd
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WatchWatch
Last summer I watched all the original Pokemon again, looks like nostalgia will be with the Digis this summer.
Jun 22nd
I see this...
and then I refresh and get this… I’m gonna e-mail them and tell them to put the sandwich down and get back to work. 
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
181 notes
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Jun 21st
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I just wanted to point out that in the url for my confirmation for Harry Potter at midnight (with Rockstarman) it most definitely says redvines.
Jun 21st
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ListenNever make love while iTunes is on shuffle because...
Jun 21st
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Jun 19th
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WatchWatch
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? Answer: Dramatic Annihilation Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
53 notes
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Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
45 notes
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Writing a new song.
“Step in it. Step in it. Step in it. Now, wipe it off.” It’ll be a new club banger. Damn what they doin’!? Shit, man, you ain’t heard? They “Doin the Dogshit”.  You step three times and then slide yo foot.
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 18th
77 notes
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Dear Lolla, How dare you schedule Coldplay, Ratatat, Girl Talk, and Muse all for the same time slot.  Sincerely, -Zach P.S. You’re an asshole. 
Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Good luck, Bruins!
Jun 16th
Jun 15th
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Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This...
oceanvibes: singingtomatthew: thefrogman: comaboy: newrider: We’d never been formally introduced, but apparently my dick’s name is John Bacon. Mine’s called “Old German”.  Wait for it… CHINESE PADDLEFISH Oh.
Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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I just wanted to show you a typical crowd to have to deal with at Bonnaroo. This was at The Strokes on Sunday night.
Jun 14th
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My Bonnaroo experience exceeded expectations.
This is going to be long so I’m going to summarize here and if you want to hear and see more, then read more. The 5 day weekend was filled with heat, love, comedy, music, food, a lot of driving, walking, and about 80,000 stoners. As far as shows went I got to see Wavves, Childish Gambino, The Decemberists, Matt & Kim, NoFX, My Morning Jacket, Arcade Fire, Lil Wayne, Ratatat,...
Jun 14th
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It’d be cool if FYPblog posted some actual good content before constantly spamming us with things to buy, any better Pokeblogs to follow out there?
Jun 14th
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So I go away for close to a week and I come back...
Who are you and what have you done with my website? Really the most important question is does it actually function better now? P.S. Bonnaroo was amazing, maybe I’ll type up a Read More in the morning. Edit: Dammit there’s a drop shadow around my picture… I guess I’ll need a new one now.
Jun 14th
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Jun 8th
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