Papa ProZac

You’ve probably never met me
And I know why, I spend all of my life in the house online. 
When I’m hanging out with friends I’d much rather be
Posting lots of stuff and getting tumblarity

Oh, wait….

Follow me
My blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
But if you want to leave
I can guarantee
I’ll troll your ask and call the cyber police

Not newsworthy like thedailywh.at
But I’m a beast at posting photos with helvetica
My blog is awesome
And that’s well known
But nobody recommends me
Forever alone

Reblog it….

Follow me
My blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
But if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You’ll never get any stickers from me.

Solo

10 followers
but one is my mom
She asked me out to the tumblr prom.
She won’t unfollow and she can’t take a hint
She says I need more pics of Rupert Grint.

Follow me
My blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
But if you’re 43
And your name’s Judy
Please MOM just stop following me!

Four for you Glen Coco,
Half of us are high, THIS! I CAN’T EVEN! OMG I JUST DIED
I know you like my posts so go ahead and click
This is madness, this is Sparta! No, this is Patrick!

We’re tumblin’

Follow me,
My blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
I know it’s time to sleep
But someone messaged me.
I think I might just need therapy.

Reblog it….

Follow me
My blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
And if you don’t believe
That I’m so funny
Just wait for my next post to finish uploading.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—-ollow me
My blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won’t find another blog like me

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