Papa ProZac

Sorry I’m currently having rap battles with myself. You didn’t get to see me this drunk on the cruise. You just saw me looking down at my shoes. You figured, hey we could be friends but you didn’t know the messages I’d send. But now you’ve got a taste of my texts so how bout me and a pop tart start having sex. I was gonna say toaster strudel, but those I hate. They sit there on the plate as I masturbate. But pop tarts jump in, they start helping out and spread their filling without a doubt. That rhyme was a stretch, this I now know. So it’s kenan and kel, get on with the show… AHHH here it goes.

I see i see its all a rap show, this is something i did not know. Had you just informed me thats what it was from the start this probabaly woulda been a better heart to heart. Now excuse me for saying this, i hope i dont ruin ur bliss. But i came from south east so i can rhyme like a beast. My major problem is being quick. But in texts my rhymes seem to stick.

Those are the rhymes I’d hear from a fifth grader. If you think you’re quick I’ll see you later. You can tell by my speedy reply that I’m nothing to buy because you couldn’t afford the skill you just witnessed so start saving money if you’re expecting to hit this. Otherwise you’re on my hitlist and I’ll start taking names because I’ll be done with you before I start playing games. I’m saying you’re not even a challenge, you can’t match this wit. You should just give up now because I don’t give a shit.

You win, solely because i cant put the effort in to try. Drunk rapper zack. Interesting.

Better than failing, you conceded defeat. That’s the smart thing to do, now you’re in for a treat. These words that I speak are hardly mine. They come out in tongues in time with the rhyme. I can’t help it I have this locked up potential but when I am drunk I can sound mental, so I organize it well and try to defeat any opponent that can’t handle my beat. I’m glad you were smart. This much is true. If you weren’t my friend, I’d be done with you. But if you so desire, I can delight. Only a couple more minutes before I say good night.

Lol. Drunk in bed rapping zack. What will they think of next.

They’ll think of many things; ponies in the sky. That’s an old thought though for there’s pegasi. Yes the plural of pegasus at least in my book, just like platypi deserve another look because they’re kind of like beavers, an animal you couldn’t guess. Because I was a parrot and that makes me the best.

Please beaver was way harder then parrot or alligator.

I’m an animal that lives in the water and even on land. I happen to have big teeth and I often build dams. I may not be colorful or covered in scales, but I’m a beaver and I’m cooler than whales. At least that’s what I think because of my tail and my big beaver teeth help me eat snails. Escargot, some might even call it but a fancy chef like you knows that’s all bollocks. Because snails came from a revolution when everyone was poor. They threw it on a plate and started charging more. You don’t see me in my backyard throwing garlic around. Please don’t make me spend $15 for something on the ground.

Lol nice. U know ur stuff.

I’m smart and I’m clever and rhymes aren’t that tough. You tried to match me but I called your bluff. We’ll continue this later because I really should sleep. I’ll dream of you tonight because I am a creep. But isn’t everyone in their own separate ways? You should stop talking, your raps are just gay.

You were.. but i’d just like to say i wasnt trying to battle you, i was just trying to have rap conversations with you.

Even if you weren’t you should never back down. I’d rather you lose than look like a clown. Because the man that doesn’t try will never know. Meditate on that and come back for mo’.