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Jul 25, 2012
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Smoke breaks.

When you’re out drinking with a group of people smoke breaks are nice because you can break off and have really nice small side conversations. The only “problem” is that I don’t smoke. So if I want to have a side conversation it’s awkward to ask someone, “Hey, want to go stand outside for like 5 minutes and have a chat while everyone else is still inside?”. I haven’t figured out what to do though. Maybe candy cigarettes would be a good option…

Want to go smoke a cig?
Sure. Walks outside.
Can I get one?
Here ya go.
….this is a candy cigarette.
Yeah, that’s all I smoke.
Oh… well I’m going back inside.

If only we could come up with a better option we might be a little healthier or something. For now I’ll continue to stand out with them and talk while they make me light-headed. 

  1. benkenjes said: Make a lego cigarette
  2. di0 reblogged this from prozac34 and added:
    This is like 90% of why having a smoke is hard to pass up. I hate crowds. They stifle real conversation. I need that one...
  3. prozac34 posted this
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